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Upload to Facebook Teacher: This is the fifth time this week that I have had to punish you. What do you have to say?
Pappu: Thank God, Saturday and Sunday are holidays, Sir! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: What is the difference between the 'Fauji' way of doing things and 'Babudom'?
Santa: Fauji - Surgical
Babu - Sir Ji, Kal! -
Upload to Facebook Bunty: If Colgate kills 99.9% of germs... what does Colgate Sensitive do?
Pappu: It kills 99.9% of germs without hurting their feelings! -
Upload to Facebook What takes 24 parking spaces?
12 women drivers! -
Upload to Facebook Can you beat this?
Woman 1: She told me that you told her the secret I told you not to tell her.
Woman 2: But I told her not to tell you that I told her.
Woman 1: OK. Now don't tell her that I told you that she told me! -
Upload to Facebook Women mark their territory by leaving their hair everywhere! -
Upload to Facebook Boy to a girl: You look better with your glasses off.
Girl: You look better with my glasses off, too!Girl and Boy / Funny / Insults -
Upload to Facebook Girlfriend: What shall we do this weekend?
Pappu: Eat Pizza.
Girlfriend: No! something romantic.
Pappu: We can eat Pizza in candlelight! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: I think Kamal will have BJP as his symbol.
Banta: Why?
Santa: Why not? Doesn't BJP have Kamal as its symbol? -
Upload to Facebook Boy: Stand there, I will click your photo.
Girl: Propose Toh Karne Do.
Boy: Sach Mein?
Girl: Par Pose Toh Karne Do Bol Rahi Hun!
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