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Upload to Facebook Boy: Which team are you supporting this IPL?
Girl: Delhi Daredevils But Jamnapaar Se Is Side Waali Delhi Ke! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: How does Painkillers know which part of the body is in pain?
Santa: Look, they're like women, they know everything! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: Khoobsurat Ladki Ko English Mein Kya Kehte Hain?
Pappu: I Love You! -
Upload to Facebook Neighbour: Which channel do you like to watch most on TV?
Pappu: CNBC.
Neighbour: Aren't you too young to watch business and shares related channels?
Pappu's mother: He is saying Cartoon Network... He's Punjabi, so just adds BC at the end of whatever he says! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: Have you heard of Murphy's Law?
Banta: Yes, it's the one that says that anything can go wrong will go wrong.
Santa: What's about Cole's Law?
Banta: No, what's that?
Santa: It's a thin-slice cabbage dipped in mayonnaise and sour cream! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: I made a joke on a doctor's prescription.
Banta: Show me.
Santa: You can't read it! -
Upload to Facebook Bunty: Bhai Suna, Sumit Ne Apni Facebook Wali Girlfriend Ke Liye 300 Ka Recharge Karwaya Hai.
Pappu: Humein Toh Kabhi 10 Ke Samose Nahi Khilaye, Lekin Koi Baat Nahi!
Bunty: Aise Kaise Koi Baat Nahi?
Pappu: Kyonki Woh Facebook Wali Girlfriend Main Hi Hun! -
Upload to Facebook Bunty: How was your date?
Pappu: I don't think my girlfriend will ever go on a date with me.
Bunty: Why?
Pappu: Because she says I dance like a zombie trying to hold in a fart. -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Tomorrow, Men and girls will fight each other.
Bunty: What? But why?
Pappu: Because tomorrow is Mangalwar! -
Upload to Facebook A guy winks at Pappu's girlfriend.
Girlfriend: Teach him a lesson.
Pappu (whispering to a guy): Never tell her that she looks fat in Pants!
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