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Upload to Facebook Santa: My girlfriend saved my lot of money and gifts.
Banta: How?
Santa: She married someone else! -
Upload to Facebook A genuine question from women:
If refrigerators have lights that turn on when you open them, why can't big purses have them too? -
Upload to Facebook Bunty: What part of your morning routine takes the longest?
Pappu: Deciding to get up! -
Upload to Facebook Girl: I'm not like other girls.
Boy: Nice! So you know where you want to go for dinner! -
Upload to Facebook A woman saying "correct me if I'm wrong" is a trap! -
Upload to Facebook Officer: Madam I need to complete this form. What is your husband's age, & what is your age?
Lady: When we got married my husband was 25 & I was only 18. Now he is 50 yrs old, that is double... so, accordingly, I am 36.
The Officer is still calculating! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu at a shopping mart to a girl standing next to him: Hey, you are so gorgeous. Can I have your number?
Girl: Get your own, I am next! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu to a girl: Let me drop you, girl.
Girl: No, I don't go with strangers.
Pappu: Achha Toh Saare Autowale Tere Bhai Hain Kya? -
Upload to Facebook Banta: How do you manage to stay cool all the time?
Santa: Because I don't get into arguments with stupid people, I just cut it short and say, 'You are right'!
Banta: That's completely irrational and wrong.
Santa: You are right! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: I love how music can take you to another place.
Bunty: How?
Pappu: For example, Himesh Reshamiya was playing in that cafe so I went to a different cafe!
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