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Upload to Facebook Jeeto: What would you do if we could live forever?
Santa: Shoot myself! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: What is 1+1?
Pappu: Happy Hours! -
Upload to Facebook Girl: What are you looking at?
Pappu: Sorry, I thought you were someone else. Except she's taller, better looking and much attractive than you! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: I don't understand Ki Sarkar Jo Itne Kadam Uthati Hai Woh Aakhir Rakhti Kahan Par Hai?
Santa: Aam Aadmi Ki Chhati Pe! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: Log Kehte Hain Daru Peene Se Health Kharab Hoti Hai.
Santa: Eh Sab Ba car di Gallan Han! -
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Bunty: What?
Pappu: Imagination! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: I want to be a millionaire, just like my grandfather.
Banta: Your grandfather was a millionaire?
Santa: No, he also wanted to be a millionaire! -
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Boy: Meri Maa Mujhe Gucci Ke Sandal Se Maarti Hai! -
Upload to Facebook Women don't hold grudges.
They simply maintain them until you apologize or admit that you are wrong! -
Upload to Facebook Boy: Happy Birthday Gutter
Girl: Abey Mera Naam Sonali Hai.
Boy: Haan Toh 100 Naali Milkar Hi Toh Gutter Banta Hai!
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