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Upload to Facebook Pappu was eating chips.
Jeeto: Is there anything you will gain out of eating such things?
Pappu: Yes
Jeeto: What?
Pappu: Weight! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: Do you know why Govt. increased fuel prices?
Banta: Why?
Santa: Kyounki Govt. Nahi Chahti Ki Itni Garmi Mein Koi Bahar Ghume! -
Upload to Facebook Santa's English Friend: Who's Punjabi?
Santa: Punjabi is one, who can speak all languages in Punjabi! -
Upload to Facebook After Results:
Pappu to his younger cousin: Tere Kitne Marks Aaye?
Cousin: Tere Kitne Aaye The?
Pappu: Chal Bye Abhi Jana Hai... Kuch Kaam Yaad Aa Gaya! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Don't worry guys if AB de Villiers has retired. Now he will open a bar and name it Modi Sarkar.
Bunty: Why?
Because, AB Ki Bar, Modi Sarkar! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: I want to divorce my wife, she is spending every night in bars and pubs.
Lawyer: Is she looking for anyone in particular?
Santa: Yeah, looking for me! -
Upload to Facebook Boy: You look so tired, what happened?
Girl: Meri Scooty Ka Petrol Khtam Ho Geya Tha, Kisi Ne Meri Koi Help Nahi Ki.
Boy: Toh Phir Yeh 'Feminist' Wala Top Pehan Kar Mat Ghuma Kar! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu's friend: Yaar Maine Ek Kutta Liya Hai, Uska Kya Naam Rakhun?
Pappu: Kutta.
Friend: Yaar Kutte Ka Naam Kutta Kaun Rakhta Hai?
Pappu: Toh Tere Papa Ne Tera Naam 'Manav' Kyon Rakha? -
Upload to Facebook Girl:: Jaanu, Please Tum Mera Recharge Karwa Doge?
Boy: Please Mat Bolo.
Girl: Awww
Boy: Are Main Keh Raha Hun Ki "Please", Mat Bolo, Mere Pass Khud Ka Recharge Karne Ke Liye Paise Nahi Hain! -
Upload to Facebook Girl: Whisper me those 3 words every girl wants to hear.
Boy: Let's play game!
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