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Upload to Facebook When you tell a woman to calm down, it's like they hear "shut up, you're irritating" instead! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: What is GST?
Santa: Earlier you had many 'Girl Friends, Friends, Half Girlfriends' like 'VAT/Service Tax/Excise' etc. Now only One - 'Wife' who remember everything, report everything you do, report every detail in time! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: If a woman is quiet, which day is it?
Santa: Who cares, just enjoy that day! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: I have 2 bad news for you.
Bunty: Combine them.
Pappu: Your girlfriend is cheating on both of us! -
Upload to Facebook Boy: Why you look so mean?
Girl: Because I thought if I looked unapproachable you won't approach me; and yet, here you are! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Hello Police station, there's like a thousand dead people here!
Police: Where are you?
Pappu: At the cemetery! -
Upload to Facebook Inside the examination hall:
Boy: Date?
Girl: No
Boy: Aaj Ki Date?
Girl: Aaj Kya, Kal, Parson Kabhi Bhi Nahi.
Boy: Didi Aaj Tarikh Kya Hai Woh Bata Do! -
Upload to Facebook Bunty: Do you have any superpower?
Pappu: Yes, I have the superpower that if you have got a problem, I can make it worse! -
Upload to Facebook One woman's hobby is another woman's hubby.
~ An experienced wife -
Upload to Facebook Rajinikanth' s computer was invaded by the Ransomware virus.
The hackers are now pleading with Rajnikanth to release the Viruses!
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