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Upload to Facebook Doctor: Do you exercise?
Me: Yes, I'm a runner.
Doctor: What kind of a runner?
Me: I run from my problems! -
Upload to Facebook Pay attention to me when I'm ignoring you.
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Upload to Facebook Science Teacher: When is the boiling point reached?
Pappu: When my father sees my report card! -
Upload to Facebook According to women:
World's most complicated and difficult things are Men & Maths but then at least Maths has logic! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: Do you know that Real Estate agents can be the best scriptwriters.
Banta: How?
Santa: Because they know good plots! -
Upload to Facebook Dignity & Pride of Women arw better than ego of Men. Sometimes all you need is to loose to win Women's heart! -
Upload to Facebook Boy: Tumne Dekha, Uss Ladki Mein Kitna Attitude Hai?
Girl: 'Attitude' Ke Spelling Toh Bata?
Boy: Arre Nahi Attitude Nahi, Ego Bahut Hai! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Dad I got suspended from school.
Santa: What? Why?
Pappu: The teacher pointed a ruler at me and said there is an idiot at the end of the ruler; and I just asked "which end?" -
Upload to Facebook Doctor: Your case is quite complicated.
Patient: Why Doctor? What happened?
Doctor: You got a disease from the chapter which I left as optional during my studies! -
Upload to Facebook Boy: Happy Birthday baby!
Girl: Awww... thank you sweetheart! What did you get me?
Boy: It was supposed to be a surprise, but you remember that pink Mercedes that you wanted so badly?
Girl: OMG! OMG! OMG! Yes, Yes, Yes, I'm screaming now!
Boy: Well I got you toothbrush in the same colour!
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