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Upload to Facebook Pappu: I love you
Girl: Surat Ko Dekha Hai?
Pappu: Nahi Bas Ahmedabad Tak Hi Geya Hun! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: Iss Saal Vacation Ka Kya Plan Hai?
Banta: Kuch Khaas Nahi, Pichle Saal Europe Nahi Gaye The... Iss Saal America Nahi Jayenge!SantaBanta / Hinglish / Funny -
Upload to Facebook Bunty: Why are you so lazy?
Pappu: I'm not lazy, I'm just highly motivated to do nothing! -
Upload to Facebook Girlfriend: If we got married, will you quit smoking?
Boyfriend: OK
Girlfriend: And video games?
Boyfriend: OK
Girlfriend: What else can you leave?
Boyfriend: The idea of marrying you! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: You remember that girl who said: "I can't live without you"?
Bunty: Yeah.
Pappu: She is still alive! -
Upload to Facebook Girl: Do you drink occasionally or regularly?
Boy: Occasionally but occasions come regularly! -
Upload to Facebook A man`s face is his autobiography;
A woman`s face is her work of fiction! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: Why is it a good to use valet parking as you get older?
Santa: It's obvious because the valets will remember where the car was parked -
Upload to Facebook Santa: One day you have to pay for everything yourself.
Pappu: I know but today is not that day! -
Upload to Facebook Women`s styles may change, but their rules remain the same!
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