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Upload to Facebook Officer: You were speeding.
Santa: I am trying to keep up with traffic.
Officer: There Is no traffic.
Santa: I am really far behind! -
Upload to Facebook Preeto: Why are husbands like lawn mowers?
Jeeto: Because they are hard to get started and don't work half the times! -
Upload to Facebook Reporter to Doctor: What was the biggest mistake of your life?
Doctor: Two years ago, I increased my consultation fees from Rs. 300 to Rs. 500! -
Upload to Facebook Waiter: Do you need anything else?
Pappu: Yes, a cup of black coffee.
Waiter: And how would you like your coffee?
Pappu: Mmmm... black and in a cup! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: My wife takes care of me like a Rupees 2000 note.
Banta: Wow, that's really very respectful.
Santa: Yeah, she shouts at me "I can neither change you nor throw you"! -
Upload to Facebook When a husband stays alone for a night, the fridge gets over 100 views in just a few hours! -
Upload to Facebook Girlfriend: Prove me that you care about me.
Boyfriend took out his phone off the charger and plugged in hers! -
Upload to Facebook Doctor: You can only have clear liquids after 7 PM.
Santa: Yeah sure, no problem.
Doctor: Not white wine.
Santa(shockingly): What? -
Upload to Facebook Girlfriend: Have you ever been with a fat chick?
Pappu: Nope, you're the first one! -
Upload to Facebook Girlfriend: What do you think about our love?
Pappu: Try to count the stars in the sky.
Girlfriend: Awww... it's infinite!
Pappu: No darling, it's a waste of time!
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