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Upload to Facebook My goal for 2017 is to accomplish the goals of 2016 which I should have done in 2015 because I made a promise in 2014 and planned in 2013! -
Upload to Facebook Boy: Tell me something about yourself.
Girl: I am a mystery.
Boy: Oh Wow, Mere Ghar Par Bhi Plaster Kar Do! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Do you know why bananas are curved?
Bunty: No, I don't know.
Pappu: Nevermind then, I'll ask another monkey! -
Upload to Facebook Bunty: How do you know that you made a point to a girl?
Pappu: When she says 'whatever'! -
Upload to Facebook A lawyer was once arguing a matter for admission.
The Judge, after perusing the judgment, remarked, "There is nothing in your case".
To which, the lawyer promptly replied, "I know there is nothing".
The Judge thereupon observed, "Then why did you file it?"
Pat came the reply from lawyer: "Because the client wanted your Lordship's opinion and not mine"! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: I really need some space in our marriage.
Jeeto: They why don't you join NASA? -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: When I look into your eyes I always see something beautiful.
Girlfriend: Awww... what?
Pappu: My reflection! -
Upload to Facebook At Cinema Hall:
Security: Flag Kyon Andar Lekar Ja Rahe Ho?
Santa: Jab National Anthem Bajega Tab Lehraunga... Full Patriotic Wali Feeling Aayegi! -
Upload to Facebook Girlfriend: Do I need to repeat myself?
Pappu: No. I might not be able to ignore you a second time! -
Upload to Facebook Converting challenges into opportunity!
While in ATM Queue
Girl: Hi, can you withdraw ₹2500 for me? The queue is too long.
Pappu: Don't worry, we can withdraw 2.5 Lakhs if we both get married!
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