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Upload to Facebook Girlfriend: Do you love me?
Boyfriend: Yes, of course.
Girlfriend: How much?
Boyfriend: I'd take a bullet for you.
Girlfriend: Awwwww! Seriously?
Boyfriend: Yeah, 'Bullet Classic 500 CC' in dowry! -
Upload to Facebook Bunty: Which is your favorite fictional character?
Pappu: Girlfriend! -
Upload to Facebook While Chatting:
Boy: I love u.
Girl: I love you too but as a friend.
Boy: I said I love the letter 'U' not you! -
Upload to Facebook Doctor: Hey, how are you? Patient: I am good.
Doctor: Then what are you doing in my clinic, it's not a park! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: Koi Achha Sa 3 BHK Dikha Do.
Broker: Sir, Ready To Move Chalega?
Santa: Arey Nahin bhai, Koi Pakka Sa, Immovable Type Dikhao Yaar! -
Upload to Facebook Boy: Whats your name?
Girl: Dhara!
Boy: Kaunsi, 144 Ya 145?
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Upload to Facebook Pappu: Dad, from whom did I get my intelligence?
Santa: It must be from your mother. I still have mine! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: Why your paper is blank?
Pappu: Because sometimes silence is the best answer! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: I have stopped eating burgers, pizzas and all other kinds of junk foods;.
Bunty: Why, are you dieting?
Pappu: No, actually I don't have any money! -
Upload to Facebook Men are smarter than women.
You have always heard - Intelli'Gents'!
Have you ever heard - Intelli'Ladies'?
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