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Upload to Facebook Woman don't want to hear what you think...
Woman want to hear what they think in a deeper voice! -
Upload to Facebook Jeeto: Why all the things are on the floor?
Pappu: Because of gravity Mom! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: Can I see your report card?
Pappu: No, I don't have it.
Santa: Why?
Pappu: I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents! -
Upload to Facebook A woman saying "I'm not mad at you" is like a dentist saying "You won't feel a thing!" -
Upload to Facebook Bunty: My girlfriend eats a lot, what should I do?
Pappu: Patthar Maar Uske Munh Pe.
Bunty: Woh Kyon?
Pappu: Eat Ka Jawaab Patthar Se Do! -
Upload to Facebook Girlfriend: Do I look fat?
Boyfriend: Do I look stupid? -
Upload to Facebook When an Indian girl is in love nobody knows it except the girl;
And when an Indian boy is in love everybody knows it except the girl! -
Upload to Facebook Friendly quote of Women:
Women don't need oxygen they can survive on compliments! -
Upload to Facebook While Chatting:
Boy: Hi
Girl: I have a boyfriend.
Boy: I have an Audi.
Girl: Ex* boyfriend. Sorry, that was an autocorrect.
Boy: Maruti 800*. Sorry, mine was too! -
Upload to Facebook Girl: Do you have any girlfriend?
Boy: No.
Girl: Why?
Boy: Would you like to be my girlfriend?
Girl: I have a boyfriend.
Boy: This is why I have no girlfriend!
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