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Upload to Facebook Girl: Do you drink occasionally or regularly?
Pappu: Occasionally but occasions come regularly! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: Please name two pronouns.
Pappu: Who? Me?
Teacher: Correct! -
Upload to Facebook A girl's story:
My room was clean but then, I had to decide what to wear! -
Upload to Facebook Dentist: This will hurt a little.
Patient: OK.
Dentist: I've been having an affair with your wife for a while now! -
Upload to Facebook Women are considered fragile but you'll never see anything as easily wounded as a man's ego! -
Upload to Facebook Girl: I am a chef.
Pappu: Oh! Kya Bana Leti Ho?
Girl: Baat Ka Batangad! -
Upload to Facebook Girlfriend: Am I pretty or ugly?
Pappu: You're both.
Girlfriend: What do you mean both?
Pappu: You're pretty ugly! -
Upload to Facebook Dentists that pass out lollipops at the end of your child's dental cleaning, are passing out little pieces of job security! -
Upload to Facebook Help a girl when she is in trouble.
She will surely remember you when she is in trouble again! -
Upload to Facebook Uncle: Aur Beta Aage Ka Kya Socha Hai?
Pappu: Bas Uncle Tanki Bhar Jayegi Toh Motor Band Kar Dunga!
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