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Affection
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Girl: I am not ready.
Boy: Ab Make Up Karegi Kya Bolne Se Pehle? -
Upload to Facebook Doctor: You have acute appendicitis.
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Person 1: To defend myself.
Person 2: Discipline.
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Upload to Facebook Of course, women don't work as hard as men.
They get it right the very first time! -
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Boy: Hi
Girl: I have a boyfriend.
Boy: Oh! Milwa De Usse.
Girl: Kyun?
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Upload to Facebook Jeeto: What made you fall in love with me?
Santa: Your mother.
Jeeto: But my mother lives 5000 miles away.
Santa: Yeah, that's why!
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