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Upload to Facebook Coffee, Chocolate, Men.
Some things are just better rich! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework?
Pappu: Because I didn't want to add to your already heavy workload! -
Upload to Facebook Girl: I like your hair. Did you get it cut?
Boy: I washed it.
Girl: But it looks really different.
Boy: Yeah I used water this time! -
Upload to Facebook Wish women were like geysers, with an automatic cut off button when they get too hot. -
Upload to Facebook Bunty: Which is your favorite fiction character?
Pappu: Girlfriend! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: How did you find that doctor was fake?
Santa: Because he had a good handwriting! -
Upload to Facebook Never tell a woman you're infatuated with her. All she'll hear is "fat"! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Dad, what is it like to be married?
Santa: Delete every song from your iPod except one and listen to it everyday! -
Upload to Facebook Boy: Will you be my Valentine?
Girl: Awww, but you deserve better. I'll help you find someone.
Boy: Seedhe Hi Kyon Nahi Mana Kar Deti, Aise Jhandu Mat Bana! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Dad, how does it feel having an awesome son?
Santa: I don't know, ask your Grandpa!
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