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Upload to Facebook Santa: Son, you should do hard work because hard work never killed anyone.
Pappu: I know Dad, but why take a chance? -
Upload to Facebook Santa: Come like a racer, sit like a yogi, & go like a king.
Banta: Was that about life?
Santa: No, this was written on a toilet door! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: My girlfriend asked me to show more interest in her family.
Bunty: So, what did you do?
Pappu: Now I am flirting with her sister! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: I like to show my wife who's boss in our house.
Banta: Wow! But How?
Santa: By holding a mirror up to her face! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: What is a mixed feeling?
Santa: When you see your mother-in-law reversing your new car off a cliff? -
Upload to Facebook Police: Why did you slap that person?
Pappu: Because he asked me that what is the sound of one hand clapping? So I slapped his face! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: What do women and fire engines have in common?
Santa: When they are around, everybody knows! -
Upload to Facebook If dentist makes his money off people with unhealthy teeth, then why should I trust a toothbrush and a toothpaste that 4 out of 5 dentists recommend! -
Upload to Facebook If nothing can travel faster than the speed of light, how come I see women drivers turn before I see their signal light? -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: Complete the sentence. "Early to bed, early to rise..."
Pappu: This man has neither WiFi nor Wife!
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