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Upload to Facebook What did the Indian cricket fan say to the Pakistani cricket fan after the match?
You're a great sport... when you lose! -
Upload to Facebook Girl: I wish you were more romantic.
Boy: I am, just in my own special way... like when I let you have the last slice of pizza! -
Upload to Facebook My bed and I have a special relationship. We're perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up! -
Upload to Facebook Doctor: What do you do when you feel stressed?
Boy: I go to the temple.
Doctor: Good! And do you do meditation there?
Boy: No, I just mix up all the shoes kept inside and watch people feeling more stressed than me! -
Upload to Facebook Son: Dad, what happens when you die?
Dad: You go to heaven.
Son: No, I mean when YOU die. Will I get your stuff? -
Upload to Facebook You know that burning sensation in your throat when you drink whiskey?
That's your soul healing! -
Upload to Facebook Never depend on someone else to make you happy.
That's what Beer is for! -
Upload to Facebook Man: Is it a crime to throw Sodium Chloride in your enemy's eyes?
Police Officer: Yes that's assault.
Man: I know it's salt but is it a crime? -
Upload to Facebook Waiter: How did you find your steak sir?
Customer: I just looked next to potatoes and there it was! -
Upload to Facebook To me `Drink Responsibly` means don't spill it!
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