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  • I tried donating blood today. Never again. Too many questions.<br/>
`Who's blood is this?`, `How did you get it?`, `Why is it in a bucket?`Upload to Facebook
    I tried donating blood today. Never again. Too many questions.
    `Who's blood is this?", "How did you get it?", `Why is it in a bucket?"
  • No matter how angry we are, we always end up forgiving the person we love!Upload to Facebook
    No matter how angry we are, we always end up forgiving the person we love!
  • She: I love your desi accent, please say it again.<br/>
He: Chingummm!Upload to Facebook
    She: I love your desi accent, please say it again.
    He: Chingummm!
  • As a kid, I wasn't a fan of facial hair.<br/>
But then it started to grow on me!Upload to Facebook
    As a kid, I wasn't a fan of facial hair.
    But then it started to grow on me!
  • You don't miss playing childhood video games. You miss the feelings, experiences, and emotions that went along with them!Upload to Facebook
    You don't miss playing childhood video games. You miss the feelings, experiences, and emotions that went along with them!
  • My wife left me because I'm insecure... No wait, she's back, she just went to get coffee!Upload to Facebook
    My wife left me because I'm insecure... No wait, she's back, she just went to get coffee!
  • Waiter: Is Pepsi OK?<br/>
Me: I don't judge. I'm cola blind!Upload to Facebook
    Waiter: Is Pepsi OK?
    Me: I don't judge. I'm cola blind!
  • I did a theatrical performance about puns.<br/>
It was a play on words!Upload to Facebook
    I did a theatrical performance about puns.
    It was a play on words!
  • Today somebody told me that I take criticism very badly so I punched him in the face!Upload to Facebook
    Today somebody told me that I take criticism very badly so I punched him in the face!
  • Toxic people are toxic not simply because of their behavior but because of their unwillingness to acknowledge it and improve!Upload to Facebook
    Toxic people are toxic not simply because of their behavior but because of their unwillingness to acknowledge it and improve!
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