I tried donating blood today. Never again. Too many questions. `Who's blood is this?", "How did you get it?", `Why is it in a bucket?" |
No matter how angry we are, we always end up forgiving the person we love! |
She: I love your desi accent, please say it again. He: Chingummm! |
As a kid, I wasn't a fan of facial hair. But then it started to grow on me! |
You don't miss playing childhood video games. You miss the feelings, experiences, and emotions that went along with them! |
My wife left me because I'm insecure... No wait, she's back, she just went to get coffee! |
Waiter: Is Pepsi OK? Me: I don't judge. I'm cola blind! |
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words! |
Today somebody told me that I take criticism very badly so I punched him in the face! |
Toxic people are toxic not simply because of their behavior but because of their unwillingness to acknowledge it and improve! |