Upload to Facebook | The reason why moms always know where everything is... because they're the ones moving our things all the time! |
Upload to Facebook | Everyone told Sam not to sing, but Samsung anyway! |
Upload to Facebook | The Sentimental Growth Story: Me: Can you please grow? Hair: No Muscle: Nope Salary: Don't even dream. Stomach: Anything for you! |
Upload to Facebook | I just realized that you should not make fun of thin people, they'll stab you with their elbows! |
Upload to Facebook | Earth Ke Mummy-Daddy Hote Toh Earth Ko Kitni Daant Padti. Saara Din Ghoomti Rehti Hai! |
Upload to Facebook | Saw a man hanging out of his balcony. I shouted "Don't do it. You are not alone, we all have the same problems." He replied: Are you on Vodafone, too? |
Upload to Facebook | Judge to Chidambaram: What do you have to say in your defense? Chidambaram: Milord, I have joined BJP. Judge: Well then case dismissed! |
Upload to Facebook | If Imran Khan could resolve disputes with dialogue... he wouldn't have married 3 times! |
Upload to Facebook | Salty food makes you dehydrated. Alcohol makes you dehydrated. Human body is 70% water. . . . This means eating chips and beer should cause weight loss. There's something wrong with science! |
Upload to Facebook | I could make a million jokes about cash machines... I just can't think of one atm! |
