Upload to Facebook | I like to relax after a hard day at work by arguing with strangers on the internet! |
Upload to Facebook | Statutory Warning: Performing stunts like having opinions can be dangerous! |
Upload to Facebook | Amazing Facts: According to the recent survey, 97.38% of men's reaction before attending a call from Wife and Boss is the same. It is:: Ab Isko Kya Ho Geya! |
Upload to Facebook | Me: It's not how often you fall, it's how strongly you get back up. Cop: That's not how a field sobriety test works! |
Upload to Facebook | People always prefer an honest opinion, as long as it isn't about them! |
Upload to Facebook | The resolution of a movie or video randomly jumping from 1440P to 1080P feels exactly like when your nose clears up during a cold! |
Upload to Facebook | The internet has gotten dumber over time because it took stupid people a longer time to figure how to use it! |
Upload to Facebook | I asked my stockbroker, "Ab Kya Lena Chahiye?" He replied, "Bhagwaan Ka Naam!" |
Upload to Facebook | I just realized that one can learn better grammar by being an idiot online than attending 15 years of school! |
Upload to Facebook | Boss: Why is your eye swollen? Employee: It was my wife's birthday yesterday and I... Boss: So you forgot? Employee: No sir, I bought her a cake. Boss: Then, how did your eye get swollen? Employee: Her name is Tapasya but that idiot baker wrote "Happy Birthday Samasya"! |
