Upload to Facebook | Pakistan is not happy after India scrapped 'Article 370' from their own Kashmir state. Just like my neighbour is not happy after I discontinued my own WIFI connection! |
Upload to Facebook | Successful Adulting: Not stabbing someone when you really want to! |
Upload to Facebook | Flirting at 40 is like IIT-JEE. You know "Hona Kuch Nahi Hai!" |
Upload to Facebook | My parents: I work hard so my kids don't have to. Also my parents: These kids don't work for shit! |
Upload to Facebook | Being an introvert allows me to care about humanity and despise human beings, simultaneously! |
Upload to Facebook | Aunty: Beta Ghar Mein Sab Kaise Hain? Malayali Boy: Antiseptic Hai! |
Upload to Facebook | Tinder is used for starting a fire, but it's pointless unless you have a match! |
Upload to Facebook | Teachers scared us into doing our work by telling us we were gonna be garbage men, and never told us garbage men make more than them! |
Upload to Facebook | Maybe the reason why some of us stay up late at night and sleep all through the day is because we were meant to live on the other side of the planet! |
Upload to Facebook | Your phone doesn't autocorrect when you type in caps because it thinks you are angry and doesn't want to get involved! |
