Upload to Facebook | Who says men can't multitask? They can disappoint their my wife, parents and children at the same time! |
Upload to Facebook | A bestie who has a better life than you is not your bestie. Zindagi Dono Ki Barabar Se Barbaad Honi Chahiye Pakki Dosti Ke Liye! |
Upload to Facebook | What moisturizer do Spanish bullfighters use? Olay! |
Upload to Facebook | If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ! |
Upload to Facebook | I prefer my dogs to people. Atleast, their shit comes out the right end! |
Upload to Facebook | Whenever I break up with someone, I always gift them a comb. It's a parting gift! |
Upload to Facebook | The internet is the only place where people talk endlessly to each other about how much they don't like talking to people! |
Upload to Facebook | Define Virtual Adaptation: If you sneeze and fart at the same time, your body takes a screenshot! |
Upload to Facebook | Foreign Country: Let's congratulate the bride and groom. India: Pehle Khana Kha Lo, Baad Mein Bheed Ho Jayegi! |
Upload to Facebook | Competition Itna Badh Geya Hai Ki Kisi Ko Dukh Sunao Toh... Woh Double Suna Deta Hai! |
