Upload to Facebook | I've never been drunk, but I have woken up in some strange places! |
Upload to Facebook | A relationship is like a gadget. If there is a problem you do not go and buy a new one, you fix it! |
Upload to Facebook | Attractive doctors and nurses probably never get accurate pulse readings from their patients! |
Upload to Facebook | Just wondering where do bald people stop when they wash their face! |
Upload to Facebook | Sometimes I can't remember what I was about to say. It's like my brain has a mind of its own! |
Upload to Facebook | The best way to break the ice is to pour whisky over it! |
Upload to Facebook | Attending HR session: HR: Would you like us to bring any changes to your workplace? Me: Haan Woh Torrent Wali Sites Unblock Karwa Do Yaar! |
Upload to Facebook | Desh Mein Rehne Ke Liye Aadhar Aur Bhaagne Ke Liye Udhaar Bahut Zaroori Ho Geya Hai! |
Upload to Facebook | My therapist told me to `write letters to the people you hate and then burn them." Did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters! |
Upload to Facebook | Hard work pays off but a Marwadi doesn't! |
