Upload to Facebook | When a child is born, everyone around you is suddenly an expert at raising children! |
Upload to Facebook | What did I learn today? While honesty is the best policy, always look for the nearest exits before telling the truth! |
Upload to Facebook | Met my CA friend after 5 years:
Me: Tune CA Banne Ke Baad Sabse Pehla Kaam Kya Kiya Tha? Friend: Maine Sabse Pehle FB Par Apne Naam Ke Aage CA Likha Tha! |
Upload to Facebook | What do you call it when Wonder Woman indulges in bad language? Gal Galoch! |
Upload to Facebook | There are two types of people in the world: 1. People who understand and appreciate sarcasm 2. Idiots |
Upload to Facebook | Have you ever thought that death is a great way to get people to like you? |
Upload to Facebook | Whoever said time flies when you're having fun never watched it race by when you're old! |
Upload to Facebook | Interviewer: What's one of your strong points? Candidate: I'm not a quitter. I normally get fired from most jobs! |
Upload to Facebook | My car is making a very concerning noise. But the way my bank account is looking, I'm just going to turn my music up louder! |
Upload to Facebook | Teamwork, pride, commitment. Words used by employers to make you feel good about working for minimum wage! |
