Upload to Facebook | You're only young once. After that, you have to make up some other excuse for acting like a child! |
Upload to Facebook | Pro Tip to keep yourself happy: Chop Vegetables for any purpose but do not start cooking just after that. Roam anywhere for 10-15 minutes and come back to the kitchen and feel happy, "Oh Wow! Sabzi Toh Kati Padi Hai, Aadha Kaam Toh Ho Geya"! |
Upload to Facebook | RIP boiling water. You shall be mist! |
Upload to Facebook | A strange story: I was on a sofa next to my wife who was eating and typing on her phone. So I heard my phone ringing in the kitchen where it was charging. So I went to check, the SMS was from my wife and she wrote, "bring the salt on your way back"! |
Upload to Facebook | What is Anesthesia? Punjabi: 2 Amritsari Kulche with Thandi Lassi! |
Upload to Facebook | Why was the man fired from the orange juice factory? Because he couldn't concentrate! |
Upload to Facebook | Interviewer: So, tell me about yourself. Candidate: I'm unemployed! |
Upload to Facebook | LinkedIn: Where high school acquaintances proudly show you they eventually grew up and became employable! |
Upload to Facebook | Frustrated by my mom's never-ending scolding, one day I went to her... Me to my Mom: Mom am I adopted? Mom: Of course not! Why would we choose you? |
Upload to Facebook | Today I donated a watch, a phone and my wallet to a poor guy. You can't imagine the happiness I felt as I saw him putting his gun back in his pocket! |
