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Upload to Facebook | I am going to start telling girls that I am available for a limited time only with a hope that their shopping instinct kicks in! |
Upload to Facebook | The only thing worse than a husband who never notices what you cook or wear is... . . . . . . . A mother-in-law who always notices what you cook and what you wear! |
Upload to Facebook | What do songwriters compose in bed? Sheet music. Then someone comes along and does a Cover! |
Upload to Facebook | When does 2+2 equal 5? When you don't know additions! |
Upload to Facebook | Where there's smoke, there's an ex-burning your things! |
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Upload to Facebook | Have you ever thought that when you take the bus, the bus is actually taking you! |
Upload to Facebook | A bestie who has a better life than you is not your bestie. Zindagi Dono Ki Barabar Se Barbaad Honi Chahiye Pakki Dosti Ke Liye! |
