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  • It's very hard to make friends as an adult because once you are an adult you have realized that you hate everyone!Upload to Facebook
    It's very hard to make friends as an adult because once you are an adult you have realized that you hate everyone!
  • Mom: Ek Joke Dikhaun.<br/>
Boy: Joke Sunaate Hain, Dikhate Nahi.<br/>
Mom: Achha, Us Mirror Mein Dekh Phir!Upload to Facebook
    Mom: Ek Joke Dikhaun.
    Boy: Joke Sunaate Hain, Dikhate Nahi.
    Mom: Achha, Us Mirror Mein Dekh Phir!
  • Did you hear about the fire at the shoe factory? <br/>
100 soles were lost!Upload to Facebook
    Did you hear about the fire at the shoe factory?
    100 soles were lost!
  • Pros and Cons of 'making food':<br/>
Pros: Food<br/>
Cons: MakingUpload to Facebook
    Pros and Cons of 'making food':
    Pros: Food
    Cons: Making
  • Just because something's `traditional` doesn't mean you should keep doing it.<br/>
Your family is probably idiot!Upload to Facebook
    Just because something's "traditional" doesn't mean you should keep doing it.
    Your family is probably idiot!
  • My boss told me to have a good day...<br/>
So I took a day off and slept for whole day!Upload to Facebook
    My boss told me to have a good day...
    So I took a day off and slept for whole day!
  • A dance floor is one place everyone is conscious except for the drunkards!Upload to Facebook
    A dance floor is one place everyone is conscious except for the drunkards!
  • Girl: Sir, please help me. A guy blackmails me.<br/>
Police Official: Don't worry just go to settings in gmail and change the colour of the theme!Upload to Facebook
    Girl: Sir, please help me. A guy blackmails me.
    Police Official: Don't worry just go to settings in gmail and change the colour of the theme!
  • What do you call a fat psychic? <br/>
A four-chin teller!Upload to Facebook
    What do you call a fat psychic?
    A four-chin teller!
  • What do you call a dictionary on drugs? <br/>
Addictionary!Upload to Facebook
    What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
    Addictionary!
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