It's very hard to make friends as an adult because once you are an adult you have realized that you hate everyone! |
Mom: Ek Joke Dikhaun. Boy: Joke Sunaate Hain, Dikhate Nahi. Mom: Achha, Us Mirror Mein Dekh Phir! |
Did you hear about the fire at the shoe factory? 100 soles were lost! |
Pros and Cons of 'making food': Pros: Food Cons: Making |
Just because something's "traditional" doesn't mean you should keep doing it. Your family is probably idiot! |
My boss told me to have a good day... So I took a day off and slept for whole day! |
A dance floor is one place everyone is conscious except for the drunkards! |
Girl: Sir, please help me. A guy blackmails me. Police Official: Don't worry just go to settings in gmail and change the colour of the theme! |
What do you call a fat psychic? A four-chin teller! |
What do you call a dictionary on drugs? Addictionary! |