Without a dog in my life, my house would be clean. My wallet would be full but my heart would be empty! |
I meditate, I burn candles, I drink green tea; and I still want to smack some people! |
Have you ever thought that if soap and water make the body clean then what makes the towel dirty after bath? |
There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a fraction of people will find this funny! |
Dear IPL viewers, Please enjoy all the matches. Fixed Toh Aapki Shaadi Bhi Thi! |
Single life is all about picking up the phone, unlocking it & seeing your disappointed face along with time & locking it again! |
I've just started a business building yachts from home. Sails are going through the roof! |
I'd tell you a steak joke but they're never well done! |
Sometimes, even I can't tell if I'm being sarcastic or if I'm really just a b*tch! |
How do billboards talk? Sign language! |