Funny SMS

  • Without a dog in my life, my house would be clean. <br/>
My wallet would be full but my heart would be empty!Upload to Facebook
    Without a dog in my life, my house would be clean.
    My wallet would be full but my heart would be empty!
  • I meditate, I burn candles, I drink green tea; and I still want to smack some people!Upload to Facebook
    I meditate, I burn candles, I drink green tea; and I still want to smack some people!
  • Have you ever thought that if soap and water make the body clean then what makes the towel dirty after bath?Upload to Facebook
    Have you ever thought that if soap and water make the body clean then what makes the towel dirty after bath?
  • There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.<br/>
Only a fraction of people will find this funny!Upload to Facebook
    There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.
    Only a fraction of people will find this funny!
  • Dear IPL viewers,<br/>
Please enjoy all the matches.<br/>
Fixed Toh Aapki Shaadi Bhi Thi!Upload to Facebook
    Dear IPL viewers,
    Please enjoy all the matches.
    Fixed Toh Aapki Shaadi Bhi Thi!
  • Single life is all about picking up the phone, unlocking it & seeing your disappointed face along with time & locking it again!Upload to Facebook
    Single life is all about picking up the phone, unlocking it & seeing your disappointed face along with time & locking it again!
  • I've just started a business building yachts from home. <br/>
Sails are going through the roof!Upload to Facebook
    I've just started a business building yachts from home.
    Sails are going through the roof!
  • I'd tell you a steak joke but they're never well done!Upload to Facebook
    I'd tell you a steak joke but they're never well done!
  • Sometimes, even I can't tell if I'm being sarcastic or if I'm really just a b*tch!Upload to Facebook
    Sometimes, even I can't tell if I'm being sarcastic or if I'm really just a b*tch!
  • How do billboards talk?<br/>
Sign language!Upload to Facebook
    How do billboards talk?
    Sign language!
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