I'm glad that dinosaurs are extinct because I'm pretty sure Punjabis would try to ride one after a few drinks! |
Hippochondriacs: People who worry they look fat in their pants! |
Bandh: A day in India where all the jobless people come on the street to ensure people having a job don't reach their offices/homes in time! |
Advantages of Being Single: Can flirt with everyone Can save time and sleep well No missed calls in the late night No need to worry about how you look |
A clear rejection is better than fake promises! |
Guy1: You know I have a superpower. Guy2: What? Guy1: Yeah, I can change a girl's "Active Now" to "Active Minutes Ago". That too just by sending "Hi"! |
Setting myself on fire so I can be hot for once! |
Buying clothes that aren't black is so difficult! |
I don't know how people jump from relationship to relationship. I can barely find someone I want to text longer than 3 days! |
Knock knock Who's there? Ash Ash who? Bless you! |