Funny SMS

  • I'm glad that dinosaurs are extinct because I'm pretty sure Punjabis would try to ride one after a few drinks!Upload to Facebook
    I'm glad that dinosaurs are extinct because I'm pretty sure Punjabis would try to ride one after a few drinks!
  • Hippochondriacs:<br/>
People who worry they look fat in their pants!Upload to Facebook
    Hippochondriacs:
    People who worry they look fat in their pants!
  • Bandh:<br/>
A day in India where all the jobless people come on the street to ensure people having a job don't reach their offices/homes in time!Upload to Facebook
    Bandh:
    A day in India where all the jobless people come on the street to ensure people having a job don't reach their offices/homes in time!
  • Advantages of Being Single:<br/>
Can flirt with everyone<br/>
Can save time and sleep well<br/>
No missed calls in the late night<br/>
No need to worry about how you lookUpload to Facebook
    Advantages of Being Single:
    Can flirt with everyone
    Can save time and sleep well
    No missed calls in the late night
    No need to worry about how you look
  • A clear rejection is better than fake promises!Upload to Facebook
    A clear rejection is better than fake promises!
  • Guy1: You know I have a superpower.<br/>
Guy2: What?<br/>
Guy1: Yeah, I can change a girl's `Active Now` to `Active Minutes Ago`. That too just by sending `Hi`!Upload to Facebook
    Guy1: You know I have a superpower.
    Guy2: What?
    Guy1: Yeah, I can change a girl's "Active Now" to "Active Minutes Ago". That too just by sending "Hi"!
  • Setting myself on fire so I can be hot for once!Upload to Facebook
    Setting myself on fire so I can be hot for once!
  • Buying clothes that aren't black is so difficult!Upload to Facebook
    Buying clothes that aren't black is so difficult!
  • I don't know how people jump from relationship to relationship. I can barely find someone I want to text longer than 3 days!Upload to Facebook
    I don't know how people jump from relationship to relationship. I can barely find someone I want to text longer than 3 days!
  • Knock knock<br/>
Who's there?<br/>
Ash<br/>
Ash who?<br/>
Bless you!Upload to Facebook
    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Ash
    Ash who?
    Bless you!
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