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If a girl asks you whether you like dogs or not, she is interested in you! -
Upload to Facebook As people use emojis more and more, I feel I've come full circle to when I was a boy and we communicated with hieroglyphics! -
Upload to Facebook If you want to learn about the character of a person, invite him to drinks and have at least 3 different valued liquors. If he selects the costliest and then drinks like fish, you have your answer. -
Upload to Facebook Yeh Agar Season Change Na Hote, Toh Doctor Toh Bichhare Bhukke Mar Jaate! -
Upload to Facebook Why did the doctor get mad?
Because he was losing his patience! -
Upload to Facebook What do I like most about my job?
Lunch breaks and leaving! -
Upload to Facebook Cenosillicaphobia is the fear of an empty beer glass! -
Upload to Facebook What did the garlic bread say to the pizza who was blocking its way?
Pizza Hut! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: Raise your hand if you consider yourself an introvert.
All the introverts in the class, quietly to themselves: No way am I drawing attention to myself! -
Upload to Facebook The most complicated skill is to be simple!
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