Funny SMS

  • What's blue that doesn't weigh much?<br/>
Light Blue!Upload to Facebook
    What's blue that doesn't weigh much?
    Light Blue!
  • A Cashew Tried To Kiss A Raisin. But Raisin Stepped Aside Aur Kaju Ka Kishmish Ho Gaya! Upload to Facebook
    A Cashew Tried To Kiss A Raisin. But Raisin Stepped Aside Aur Kaju Ka Kishmish Ho Gaya!
  • Why do cows wear bells? <br/>
Because their horns don't work!Upload to Facebook
    Why do cows wear bells?
    Because their horns don't work!
  • I suppose that I should confess that all of my claims of having spidey sense was just an intricate web of lies!Upload to Facebook
    I suppose that I should confess that all of my claims of having spidey sense was just an intricate web of lies!
  • Banks never recover money from Farmers & Startups.<br/>
Seed funding is risky!Upload to Facebook
    Banks never recover money from Farmers & Startups.
    Seed funding is risky!
  • What would you call a population control program in China?<br/>
Cheeni Kum!Upload to Facebook
    What would you call a population control program in China?
    Cheeni Kum!
  • Hindi: Bhai Main Bhaagta Hun.<br/>
English: Iron Man!Upload to Facebook
    Hindi: Bhai Main Bhaagta Hun.
    English: Iron Man!
  • Don't wait till your deathbed to tell people how you feel. Tell them to...<br/>
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go away now!Upload to Facebook
    Don't wait till your deathbed to tell people how you feel. Tell them to...
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    go away now!
  • I wish I can replace my heart with another liver so I can drink more and care less!Upload to Facebook
    I wish I can replace my heart with another liver so I can drink more and care less!
  • Jokes about unemployed people aren't funny. <br/>
They just don't work!Upload to Facebook
    Jokes about unemployed people aren't funny.
    They just don't work!
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