Upload to Facebook | Helium walks into a bar, The bartender says "We don't serve noble gases in here." Helium doesn't react! |
Upload to Facebook | You know which is the best place to stay these days? Near a charging point! |
Upload to Facebook | Last time I paid for the date was when I bought a calendar! |
Upload to Facebook | The forest was shrinking, but the trees kept voting for the axe because its handle was made of wood and they thought it was one of them! |
Upload to Facebook | English: Simi is bringing tea. Hindi: Similarity! |
Upload to Facebook | My girlfriend and I argued from the moment we met. It was love at first fight! |
Upload to Facebook | Parents in other Countries: No, our kid can't do this. There must be some misunderstanding. Indian Parents: Issi Ne Kiya Hoga, Hum Toh Khud Pareshan Hain Isse. Pata Nahi Kab Sudhrega! |
Upload to Facebook | Jitne Din Aaj-Kal Ke Relationships Chalte Hain... Utne Din Toh Mera Dost Bina Nahaye Nikaal Deta Hai! |
Upload to Facebook | Why does Shobha only abuse boys? Kyonki Ladkiyon Ko Gaali Shobha Nahi Deti! |
Upload to Facebook | Prasad: I love you. Do you love me? Girl: No, I don't. Prasad: You can't say no to me. Girl: Why? Prasad: Kyonki, Prasad Ko Kabhi Na Nahi Bolte! |
