Upload to Facebook | A beautiful girl asked me in a restaurant, "Are you single?" I happily replied, "Yes..." She took away the extra chair in front of me! |
Upload to Facebook | "Sorry, we're clothed" can make a great door sign for a strip club when they're closed! |
Upload to Facebook | The older you get, the worse something has to be to make you cry! |
Upload to Facebook | A girl's smile creates great confusion in a boy's mind. Ghanto Tak Samajh Nahi Aata Ki Hass Ke Dekh Rahi Hai Ya Dekh Kar Hass Rahi Hai! |
Upload to Facebook | Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn't peeling well! |
Upload to Facebook | How does NASA organize parties? They planet! |
Upload to Facebook | I knew I matured when I realized every situation doesn't need a reaction. Sometimes you just got to leave people to do the dumb sh*t they do! |
Upload to Facebook | Bose is Bengali stereo type! |
Upload to Facebook | What rooms do ghosts avoid? The living rooms! |
Upload to Facebook | Beach, Beer and Babes is the urban version of Roti, Kapda Aur Makaan! |
