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Upload to Facebook | I'm not self-absorbed, I just pay too much attention to myself! |
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Upload to Facebook | Best one-liner ever: "Can I call you back? My wife is driving!" |
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Upload to Facebook | Meri Dost Arti Ne Galti Se Kele Ke Chhilke Pai Paanv Rakh Diya Aur Phir 'Arti-ficial' Gayi! |
