What do you call Raj's mother? Rajma! |
Ek Ladki Bahut Gossip Karti Thi, Uska 'Sense of Rumour' Bahut Achha Tha! |
Anxiety feels like when you miss the last step when going down stairs, except it doesn't go away! |
Teacher: How many letters are in English Alphabets? Pappu: 23 Without GST, 26 With GST! |
Whenever I park, I like to smile and wave at the pigeons so they think, "Hey, he seems really nice. Let's not shit on his car"! |
Traffic scenario at Delhi. Once two friends started their journey from Delhi Airport. One left for Dubai, and one left for Noida. Sometime later... One who left for Dubai updated his status - Enjoying at Burj Khalifa! One who left for Noida updated his status - Crossed Dhaula Kuan! |
How do you cut the ocean in half? Use a sea saw! |
Friend: Bhai Teri Ex Ka Birthday Hai, Wish Ki? Me: Nahi Bhai, Only Whiskey! |
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it's yours. If it doesn't, it never was. And if it just sits there on the sofa, watching TV, unaware that it's been set free, you probably married it or gave birth to it! |
Not all math puns are terrible. Just sum! |