Upload to Facebook | I am a Minority in India. I want reservation. Since I am part of only 1.7% of the population. My caste is 'Income Tax Payer'! |
Upload to Facebook | I hate spelling mistakes... You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined! |
Upload to Facebook | I do not trust camels and anyone who can go a week without a drink! |
Upload to Facebook | My home has an open door policy. You bring beer and I open the door! |
Upload to Facebook | Mom: Mujhe Poora Bharosa Hai Tum Kitchen Sambhal Logi. Goes to the kitchen, there's a noise of falling utensils Mom: Kya Tod Diya? Girl: Bharosa! |
Upload to Facebook | Strange: To stop a piece of paper from folding you put it in a folder! |
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Upload to Facebook | Yesterday I saw a book titled 'How to solve 50% of your problems'. So I bought two of them! |
Upload to Facebook | I used to be indecisive; now I'm not so sure! |
Upload to Facebook | The man who survived pepper spray and mustard gas is now a seasoned veteran! |
