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  • Wives are like small children, you've to be worried and careful when they're silent!Upload to Facebook
    Wives are like small children, you've to be worried and careful when they're silent!
  • There are two types of men:<br/>

1. Those who are scared of their wives<br/>

2. BachelorsUpload to Facebook
    There are two types of men:
    1. Those who are scared of their wives
    2. Bachelors
  • My wife and I have been in lockdown for around 36 days now.<br/>
One thing is for sure, there is no way I am retiring!Upload to Facebook
    My wife and I have been in lockdown for around 36 days now.
    One thing is for sure, there is no way I am retiring!
  • My wife and I are in a very serious relationship.<br/>
We never smile at each other!Upload to Facebook
    My wife and I are in a very serious relationship.
    We never smile at each other!
  • Meals during a day in quarantine:<br/>

Breakfast<br/>
Snackfast<br/>
Brunkfast<br/>
Brunch<br/>
Snackunch<br/>
Blunch<br/>
Lunch<br/>
Linner<br/>
Dinner<br/>
SnackinnerUpload to Facebook
    Meals during a day in quarantine:
    Breakfast
    Snackfast
    Brunkfast
    Brunch
    Snackunch
    Blunch
    Lunch
    Linner
    Dinner
    Snackinner
  • I've made some terrible decisions in my life.<br/>
Just kidding, I'm married and I'm not allowed to make my own decisions!Upload to Facebook
    I've made some terrible decisions in my life.
    Just kidding, I'm married and I'm not allowed to make my own decisions!
  • Just when I thought things couldn't get any worse due to the Coronavirus, my wife asked me if I notice anything different about her!Upload to Facebook
    Just when I thought things couldn't get any worse due to the Coronavirus, my wife asked me if I notice anything different about her!
  • My wife and I were having an argument last night. I was right about something and she was wrong, but I didn't tell her that.
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I may be right, but definitely not stupid!Upload to Facebook
    My wife and I were having an argument last night. I was right about something and she was wrong, but I didn't tell her that.
    I may be right, but definitely not stupid!
  • Being a husband means that you are half of a relationship, but only one fifth of the closet space!Upload to Facebook
    Being a husband means that you are half of a relationship, but only one fifth of the closet space!
  • Men, before marriage - Dude<br/>

Men, after marriage - SubduedUpload to Facebook
    Men, before marriage - Dude
    Men, after marriage - Subdued
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