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I need an app that warns me about what my wife is up to when she says...
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`We need to talk`! -
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Today I realized that breakfast can't be skipped, only delayed! -
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Me at the barbershop:
Barber: Head Massage Kar Du?
Me: Kar Do, Kaun Se Tel Se?
Barber: Almond Oil is for ₹250
Me: Navratna?
Barber: ₹150
Me: Coconut Oil?
Barber: ₹100Me: Isse Sasta Nahi Hai Kuch?
Barber: Oye Chhotu, Crude Oil Ka Barrel Nikaalo! -
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Anybody wants anything from London.
Vijay Mallya is coming! -
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My wife and I have a very good mutual understanding.
I let my wife win all our arguments and in turn she lets me live! -
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If your New Year Resolution was to eat out less, you're killing it! -
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Keep the d i s t a n c e to go the distance!
#StayHomeStaySafe -
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It's been such a joy being home with my wife for the past 3 weeks.
We have caught up on all the things I have done wrong in the past 15 years! -
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You have 3 choices in life:
Give up, Give in or Give it your all! -
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Pet Ke Andar Sab Kuch Jata Hai Bas Pet Hi Andar Nahi Jata!
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