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  • I need an app that warns me about what my wife is up to when she says...<br/>
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`We need to talk`!Upload to Facebook
    I need an app that warns me about what my wife is up to when she says...
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    `We need to talk`!
  • Today I realized that breakfast can't be skipped, only delayed!Upload to Facebook
    Today I realized that breakfast can't be skipped, only delayed!
  • Me at the barbershop:<br/>
Barber: Head Massage Kar Du?<br/>
Me: Kar Do, Kaun Se Tel Se?<br/>
Barber: Almond Oil is for ₹250<br/>
Me: Navratna?<br/>
Barber: ₹150<br/>
Me: Coconut Oil?<br/>
Barber: ₹100Me: Isse Sasta Nahi Hai Kuch?<br/>
Barber: Oye Chhotu, Crude Oil Ka Barrel Nikaalo!Upload to Facebook
    Me at the barbershop:
    Barber: Head Massage Kar Du?
    Me: Kar Do, Kaun Se Tel Se?
    Barber: Almond Oil is for ₹250
    Me: Navratna?
    Barber: ₹150
    Me: Coconut Oil?
    Barber: ₹100Me: Isse Sasta Nahi Hai Kuch?
    Barber: Oye Chhotu, Crude Oil Ka Barrel Nikaalo!
  • Anybody wants anything from London.<br/>
Vijay Mallya is coming!Upload to Facebook
    Anybody wants anything from London.
    Vijay Mallya is coming!
  • My wife and I have a very good mutual understanding.<br/>
I let my wife win all our arguments and in turn she lets me live!Upload to Facebook
    My wife and I have a very good mutual understanding.
    I let my wife win all our arguments and in turn she lets me live!
  • If your New Year Resolution was to eat out less, you're killing it!Upload to Facebook
    If your New Year Resolution was to eat out less, you're killing it!
  • Keep the d i s t a n c e to go the distance!<br/>
#StayHomeStaySafeUpload to Facebook
    Keep the d i s t a n c e to go the distance!
    #StayHomeStaySafe
  • It's been such a joy being home with my wife for the past 3 weeks.<br/>
We have caught up on all the things I have done wrong in the past 15 years!Upload to Facebook
    It's been such a joy being home with my wife for the past 3 weeks.
    We have caught up on all the things I have done wrong in the past 15 years!
  • You have 3 choices in life:<br/>
Give up, Give in or Give it your all!Upload to Facebook
    You have 3 choices in life:
    Give up, Give in or Give it your all!
  • Pet Ke Andar Sab Kuch Jata Hai Bas Pet Hi Andar Nahi Jata!Upload to Facebook
    Pet Ke Andar Sab Kuch Jata Hai Bas Pet Hi Andar Nahi Jata!
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