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  • Looks like we are going to miss Summer because some folks don't want to miss Spring!Upload to Facebook
    Looks like we are going to miss Summer because some folks don't want to miss Spring!
  • Worry is a misuse of your imagination!Upload to Facebook
    Worry is a misuse of your imagination!
  • I told my wife, `I'm a wild animal that can't be controlled. I'll do what I want when I want.`<br/>
She then stared at me and I stared back. <br/>
Then we both laughed and I quickly started mopping the floor!Upload to Facebook
    I told my wife, "I'm a wild animal that can't be controlled. I'll do what I want when I want.`
    She then stared at me and I stared back.
    Then we both laughed and I quickly started mopping the floor!
  • L: Let your<br/>
O: Optimism and<br/>
C: Calmness<br/>
K: Kill all the<br/>
D: Distress,<br/>
O: Obsession,<br/>
W: Weirdness and<br/>
N:  Negativity<br/>
associated with COVID-19Upload to Facebook
    L: Let your
    O: Optimism and
    C: Calmness
    K: Kill all the
    D: Distress,
    O: Obsession,
    W: Weirdness and
    N: Negativity
    associated with COVID-19
  • Husband: I'm gonna exercise every day so that my body looks fabulous when the quarantine is over.<br/>
Wife: That's okay, but what are you going to do about your face?Upload to Facebook
    Husband: I'm gonna exercise every day so that my body looks fabulous when the quarantine is over.
    Wife: That's okay, but what are you going to do about your face?
  • Life-saving tip: <br/>
When your wife asks `What did you just say?` during an argument, never repeat what you just said. Say something else!Upload to Facebook
    Life-saving tip:
    When your wife asks `What did you just say?` during an argument, never repeat what you just said. Say something else!
  • So lockdown has been extended for another 5 kg!<br/>
#LockdownMay3Upload to Facebook
    So lockdown has been extended for another 5 kg!
    #LockdownMay3
  • Dear Tummy,<br/>
Kya Tumhein Alag Se Samjhana Padega Ki Lockdown Hai Bahar Nahi Nikalna!Upload to Facebook
    Dear Tummy,
    Kya Tumhein Alag Se Samjhana Padega Ki Lockdown Hai Bahar Nahi Nikalna!
  • If you don't come out of this lockdown with:<br/>
A new skill<br/>
More knowledge<br/>
Better health and fitness<br/>
You never lacked time, you lacked discipline!Upload to Facebook
    If you don't come out of this lockdown with:
    A new skill
    More knowledge
    Better health and fitness
    You never lacked time, you lacked discipline!
  • ਮੇਰਾ ਬੈਦੁ ਗੁਰੂ ਗੋਵਿੰਦਾ।।<br/>
ਹਰਿ ਹਰਿ ਨਾਮੁ ਅਉਖਧੁ ਮੁਖਿ ਦੇਵੈ ਕਾਟੈ ਜਮ ਕੀ ਫੰਧਾ ।। ਰਹਾਉ ।।<br/><br/>

My physician is the Guru, the Lord of the Universe.<br/>
He places the medicine of the Naam into my mouth and cuts away the noose of death. ।।1।। ।।Pause।।Upload to Facebook
    ਮੇਰਾ ਬੈਦੁ ਗੁਰੂ ਗੋਵਿੰਦਾ।।
    ਹਰਿ ਹਰਿ ਨਾਮੁ ਅਉਖਧੁ ਮੁਖਿ ਦੇਵੈ ਕਾਟੈ ਜਮ ਕੀ ਫੰਧਾ ।। ਰਹਾਉ ।।

    My physician is the Guru, the Lord of the Universe.
    He places the medicine of the Naam into my mouth and cuts away the noose of death. ।।1।। ।।Pause।।
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