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Upload to Facebook Stop trying to calm the storm. Calm yourself. The storm will pass! -
Upload to Facebook Now that I have cleared your schedule, let's talk.
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Upload to Facebook Wear your mask at home.
This is not to avoid virus, it's to avoid constant eating! -
Upload to Facebook The wife and I have been in lockdown for 12 days now.
One thing is for sure, there is no way I am retiring! -
Upload to Facebook Dear Lord,
During this lockdown, I can't be everywhere, but You can. Please watch over my friends and family. Please protect them and keep them safe for me.
Amen! -
Upload to Facebook Newton also has a Third Law of Emotion during the lockdown.
"For every male action, there is a female overreaction"! -
Upload to Facebook First time in history, everywhere in this world, every woman knows where her husband is! -
Upload to Facebook Marital Pro Tip:
Struggling to get your wife's attention? Just sit on the sofa and look comfortable & happy. You'll get all the attention you want! -
Upload to Facebook If you have a developed an intimate psychological attachment towards your wife during the quarantine, it's called Stockholm Syndrome! -
Upload to Facebook When you focus on the good - the good gets better!
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