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#StayatHome Tip:
We all need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator! -
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Today, be thankful and do remember how rich you are:
Your family is priceless.
Your friends are rare pearls.
Your time is gold and your health is wealth! -
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Slim people are very Badtameez,
Kyonki Unke Paas 'Tummies' Naam Ki Cheez Nahi Hoti! -
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Wife: What's that weird sound?
Husband: It's the car seat belt alarm.
Wife: It's been beeping for 10 minutes now. How can you ignore such an annoying sound for so long?
Husband: All these years of marriage trained me to do so! -
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One thing we need to learn from life is that getting UPSET will not help.
Instead, getting UP to SET the things right will help! -
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Corona Safe:
Your immunity is your right.
Society' s immunity is your duty.
#coronavirus #lockdown #stayathome -
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First:
SOUND CHECK (22/03)
Second:
LIGHT CHECK (05/04)
Third:
FULL DJ PARTY ON! (15/04)
#9Baje9Minute -
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Wife: Why can't you wear a mask?
Husband: But I'm not going anywhere.
Wife: I know. I'm just really tired of your face! -
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Last night, I accidentally woke up in the middle of my sleep and saw my wife holding a pillow over my face to protect me from the Coronavirus.
What a wonderful caring woman! -
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In these hours of lockdown, I request all my contacts to cut down on WhatsApp messages.
I am unable to accomplish the tasks and they are being carried over to tomorrow.
And tomorrow never comes!
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