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  • Quarantine changing into Quarrelentine!<br/>
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    Quarantine changing into Quarrelentine!
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  • Trump will be forever as the President that was full of s*it the entire country ran out of toilet paper!Upload to Facebook
    Trump will be forever as the President that was full of s*it the entire country ran out of toilet paper!
  • What's the difference between Wuhan and Las Vegas?<br/>
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas!Upload to Facebook
    What's the difference between Wuhan and Las Vegas?
    What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas!
  • My wife's a visionary.<br/>
She used to stay six feet away from me even before Coronavirus was a thing!<br/>
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    My wife's a visionary.
    She used to stay six feet away from me even before Coronavirus was a thing!
    #Coronavirus #Covid_19
  • I asked the staff in the supermarket where I could find some nuts.<br/>
He said they are all in the toilet roll & hand sanitizer aisle buying more than what they need!<br/>
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    I asked the staff in the supermarket where I could find some nuts.
    He said they are all in the toilet roll & hand sanitizer aisle buying more than what they need!
    #Coronavirus #Covid_19
  • The worldwide Coronvirus cases count resemble the medal tally at Olympics.<br/>
China leading, followed by US and European countries. Like always, India is way down the table and this time I am happy about India's performance!<br/>
#Coronavirus #Covid_19Upload to Facebook
    The worldwide Coronvirus cases count resemble the medal tally at Olympics.
    China leading, followed by US and European countries. Like always, India is way down the table and this time I am happy about India's performance!
    #Coronavirus #Covid_19
  • A wife asked for legal opinion from her lawyer husband on why wives are supposed to cook food for their husbands.<br/>
He said, `According to Geneva Convention, all prisoners must be provided with Food!`Upload to Facebook
    A wife asked for legal opinion from her lawyer husband on why wives are supposed to cook food for their husbands.
    He said, "According to Geneva Convention, all prisoners must be provided with Food!"
  • Rich people are buying Real Estate right now while poor people are buying Toilet Paper!<br/>
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    Rich people are buying Real Estate right now while poor people are buying Toilet Paper!
    #Coronavirus #Covid_19
  • There is no need to fight life, keep your mind light and nimble and dance around obstacles!Upload to Facebook
    There is no need to fight life, keep your mind light and nimble and dance around obstacles!
  • 7 out of 10 wives say that their husbands are always wrong.<br/>
And the other three are upset with their husbands and do not want to talk about it right now!Upload to Facebook
    7 out of 10 wives say that their husbands are always wrong.
    And the other three are upset with their husbands and do not want to talk about it right now!
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