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How the world changes in 1 month
Feb 14: Will you be my valentine?
Mar 14: Will you be my quarantine? -
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Paranoia reaching extreme levels! I sneezed in front of my laptop and the antivirus immediately started!
#Covid_19 #Coronavirus -
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Never blame anyone in your life.
The good people give you happiness;
The bad people give you experience;
The worst people give you a lesson;
And the best people give you memories! -
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The noise reduction feature in my new headphone is not working.
I can still hear my wife yelling at me! -
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Today RBI Governor said he will take 2 or 3 quarters to improve the economy.
I told him to take the entire bottle but do it fast! -
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This is the first time question and answer both are same.
Q: Who declared Corona as a pandemic?
A: WHO declared Corona as a pandemic! -
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BJP: So, Mr. Tharoor would you like to join BJP next?
Tharoor: With recompense obeisance to your propound I will sedately ruminate on its efficacy and reciprocate proportionately.
BJP: Bhai Tu Aa Raha Hai Ya Nahi Bas Yeh Bata! -
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Wife has gone for a haircut. To avoid any trouble, I've been practicing my reaction on seeing her new hair style for a couple of hours now! -
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The whole of Italy is under lockdown and people are maintaining safe distance from Italians.
Scindia took it quite seriously! -
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I always flew on JET AIRWAYS, banked with YES Bank, had a fixed deposit in DHFL, a real estate investment in a company with IL&FS as a creditor, shares in VIDEOCON and made phone calls on VODAFONE!
Just wondering about my choices?
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