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  • How the world changes in 1 month<br/>

Feb 14: Will you be my valentine?<br/>
Mar 14: Will you be my quarantine?Upload to Facebook
    How the world changes in 1 month
    Feb 14: Will you be my valentine?
    Mar 14: Will you be my quarantine?
  • Paranoia reaching extreme levels! I sneezed in front of my laptop and the antivirus immediately started!<br/>
#Covid_19 #CoronavirusUpload to Facebook
    Paranoia reaching extreme levels! I sneezed in front of my laptop and the antivirus immediately started!
    #Covid_19 #Coronavirus
  • Never blame anyone in your life.<br/>
The good people give you happiness;<br/>
The bad people give you experience;<br/>
The worst people give you a lesson;<br/>
And the best people give you memories!Upload to Facebook
    Never blame anyone in your life.
    The good people give you happiness;
    The bad people give you experience;
    The worst people give you a lesson;
    And the best people give you memories!
  • The noise reduction feature in my new headphone is not working.<br/>
I can still hear my wife yelling at me!Upload to Facebook
    The noise reduction feature in my new headphone is not working.
    I can still hear my wife yelling at me!
  • Today RBI Governor said he will take 2 or 3 quarters to improve the economy.<br/>
I told him to take the entire bottle but do it fast!Upload to Facebook
    Today RBI Governor said he will take 2 or 3 quarters to improve the economy.
    I told him to take the entire bottle but do it fast!
  • This is the first time question and answer both are same.<br/>
Q: Who declared Corona as a pandemic?<br/>
A: WHO declared Corona as a pandemic!Upload to Facebook
    This is the first time question and answer both are same.
    Q: Who declared Corona as a pandemic?
    A: WHO declared Corona as a pandemic!
  • BJP: So, Mr. Tharoor would you like to join BJP next?<br/>
Tharoor: With recompense obeisance to your propound I will sedately ruminate on its efficacy and reciprocate proportionately.<br/>
BJP: Bhai Tu Aa Raha Hai Ya Nahi Bas Yeh Bata!Upload to Facebook
    BJP: So, Mr. Tharoor would you like to join BJP next?
    Tharoor: With recompense obeisance to your propound I will sedately ruminate on its efficacy and reciprocate proportionately.
    BJP: Bhai Tu Aa Raha Hai Ya Nahi Bas Yeh Bata!
  • Wife has gone for a haircut. To avoid any trouble, I've been practicing my reaction on seeing her new hair style for a couple of hours now!Upload to Facebook
    Wife has gone for a haircut. To avoid any trouble, I've been practicing my reaction on seeing her new hair style for a couple of hours now!
  • The whole of Italy is under lockdown and people are maintaining safe distance from Italians.<br/>
Scindia took it quite seriously!Upload to Facebook
    The whole of Italy is under lockdown and people are maintaining safe distance from Italians.
    Scindia took it quite seriously!
  • I always flew on JET AIRWAYS, banked with YES Bank, had a fixed deposit in DHFL, a real estate investment in a company with IL&FS as a creditor, shares in VIDEOCON and made phone calls on VODAFONE!<br/>
Just wondering about my choices?Upload to Facebook
    I always flew on JET AIRWAYS, banked with YES Bank, had a fixed deposit in DHFL, a real estate investment in a company with IL&FS as a creditor, shares in VIDEOCON and made phone calls on VODAFONE!
    Just wondering about my choices?
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