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Upload to Facebook To the people who have bought 27 bottles of soap leaving none on the shop shelves for others, you do realize that to stop spread of Coronavirus, you need other people to wash their hands too! -
Upload to Facebook The joke going around is SBI will be called now as 'Saving Bank of India' and RBI 'The Remaining Bank of India'! -
Upload to Facebook I miss the days when you sneezed and people would say a polite "Bless you", now they say "Get the f**k away from me!"
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You should use hand sanitizer which contains alcohol to kill the virus. Therefore, you should keep your whole body topped up with alcohol to stay completely safe.
Don't take any risks and stay drunk until further notice! -
Upload to Facebook If you are experiencing the following symptoms:
1. Headache
2. Bodyache
3. Poor eyesight
4. Difficulty in breathing
5. High temperature
6. Always out of mind
7. Difficulty in sleeping
8. Most of the time in shock
9. Easily gets mad & can't communicate properly
10. Feeling dizzy
This is not Coronavirus. These are symptoms of Married Life.
So deal with it! -
Upload to Facebook The doctor advised my wife to take iron supplements.
No wonder she wasn't getting attracted to my magnetic personality! -
Upload to Facebook I never thought our death would also be:
Made in China! -
Upload to Facebook The way the markets are behaving, it seems to me that the Corona will kill more invested people than infected people!
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Upload to Facebook I think my wife has started to show the first signs of Alzheimer's.
She said she can't remember what she ever saw in me! -
Upload to Facebook I wish I got married on February 29th.
That way my wife would get mad at me for forgetting our anniversary only once in every four years!
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