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Upload to Facebook There will be a day for you and a day against you, so always stay between Shukr and Sabr! -
Upload to Facebook After Delhi, Corona viRSS hit Bombay.
Sensex plunged 1100 points! -
Upload to Facebook I thought the dryer made my clothes shrink.
Turns out it was the fridge! -
Upload to Facebook Even after being married for 15 years, I still don't know what to say when my wife asks "What are you thinking?" -
Upload to Facebook I have found out that Coronavirus is the best thing that has happened to me lately.
My wife does not want to fly or take a vacation because she is afraid to get infected. She doesn't go to the mall because she is afraid to get infected. She doesn't shop on the internet because she knows everything comes from China.
This is not a virus - this is a savings plan! -
Upload to Facebook My wife and I got stuck in an elevator and when we got home, we told the story to our kids. They just looked at us and said, "So... did you get out?"
My wife and I looked at each other and made a pact to go ahead and start drinking away their college fund! -
Upload to Facebook Wife: I want you to be honest with me.
Husband: You look fat in those jeans.
Wife: How dare you say that! -
Upload to Facebook Alcohol prohibition lifted in Gujarat during Trump's visit so that all officers and ministers can communicate easily in English!
#TrumpinIndia -
Upload to Facebook According to research exercising for 30 minutes every day is a great way to reduce your blood pressure.
They should know that not getting married is the better way! -
Upload to Facebook Pro tip:
Confusion on what gift to buy for your wife's birthday?
Tell her you already got something and make her guess. She'll list the things she wants one by one!
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