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Marriage is so fun that I had to apologize for something I did in my wife's dream! -
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Appreciate those who gossip about you, it's not easy for someone to leave their problems & carry on their head! -
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Some people are an investment and some people are bills.
You just need to know the difference! -
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Not sure if I'm more upset with my wife referring to our anniversary as the "annual appraisal" or the fact that I got a C grade! -
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Marriage is always about two-way communication & mutual understanding.
I say what I want, my wife says what she wants and then we do what she wants! -
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Guys, I need your advice. To impress my wife, should I do the laundry or the dishes first? -
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Sometimes you must hurt in order to know, fall in order to grow, lose in order to gain, because most of life's greatest lessons are learned through pain! -
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A Chinese man next to me coughs.
Me: Aisa Mat Corona Bhai! -
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W-U-H-A-N
W - wash hands
U - use mask properly
H - have temperature checked regularly
A - avoid large crowds
N - never touch your face with unclean hands -
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18 is too young to get married. You can't even buy booze at 18.
If you can't buy booze, how the hell are you gonna make marriage work?
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