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  • Marriage is so fun that I had to apologize for something I did in my wife's dream!Upload to Facebook
    Marriage is so fun that I had to apologize for something I did in my wife's dream!
  • Appreciate those who gossip about you, it's not easy for someone to leave their problems & carry on their head!Upload to Facebook
    Appreciate those who gossip about you, it's not easy for someone to leave their problems & carry on their head!
  • Some people are an investment and some people are bills.<br/>
You just need to know the difference!Upload to Facebook
    Some people are an investment and some people are bills.
    You just need to know the difference!
  • Not sure if I'm more upset with my wife referring to our anniversary as the `annual appraisal` or the fact that I got a C grade!Upload to Facebook
    Not sure if I'm more upset with my wife referring to our anniversary as the "annual appraisal" or the fact that I got a C grade!
  • Marriage is always about two-way communication & mutual understanding.<br/>
I say what I want, my wife says what she wants and then we do what she wants!Upload to Facebook
    Marriage is always about two-way communication & mutual understanding.
    I say what I want, my wife says what she wants and then we do what she wants!
  • Guys, I need your advice. To impress my wife, should I do the laundry or the dishes first?Upload to Facebook
    Guys, I need your advice. To impress my wife, should I do the laundry or the dishes first?
  • Sometimes you must hurt in order to know, fall in order to grow, lose in order to gain, because most of life's greatest lessons are learned through pain!Upload to Facebook
    Sometimes you must hurt in order to know, fall in order to grow, lose in order to gain, because most of life's greatest lessons are learned through pain!
  • A Chinese man next to me coughs.<br/>
Me: Aisa Mat Corona Bhai!Upload to Facebook
    A Chinese man next to me coughs.
    Me: Aisa Mat Corona Bhai!
  • W-U-H-A-N<br/>
W - wash hands<br/>
U - use mask properly<br/>
H - have temperature checked regularly<br/>
A - avoid large crowds<br/>
N - never touch your face with unclean handsUpload to Facebook
    W-U-H-A-N
    W - wash hands
    U - use mask properly
    H - have temperature checked regularly
    A - avoid large crowds
    N - never touch your face with unclean hands
  • 18 is too young to get married. You can't even buy booze at 18.<br/>
If you can't buy booze, how the hell are you gonna make marriage work?Upload to Facebook
    18 is too young to get married. You can't even buy booze at 18.
    If you can't buy booze, how the hell are you gonna make marriage work?
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