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  • 80% of men don't know why their wife is angry. Do you think rest 20% of men know?<br/>
Wrong, they don't even know their wife is angry!Upload to Facebook
    80% of men don't know why their wife is angry. Do you think rest 20% of men know?
    Wrong, they don't even know their wife is angry!
  • No one has still answered the most critical question in the finance budget.<br/>
Can we still buy two bottles at the Duty Free Shop!<br/>
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    No one has still answered the most critical question in the finance budget.
    Can we still buy two bottles at the Duty Free Shop!
    #Budeget2020
  • Gareebo Ko Mili Subsidy, Ameeron Ko Mila Rebate;<br/>
Middle Class Tum TV Dekho, Tumko Mila Debate!<br/>
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    Gareebo Ko Mili Subsidy, Ameeron Ko Mila Rebate;
    Middle Class Tum TV Dekho, Tumko Mila Debate!
    #Budget2020
  • Percentage of Indians paying taxes in India - 5%.<br/>
Percentage of Indians upset with new income tax slabs - 90%<br/>
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    Percentage of Indians paying taxes in India - 5%.
    Percentage of Indians upset with new income tax slabs - 90%
    #Budget2020
  • Universal Truth:<br/>
Wives worry about the things husbands forget.<br/>
Husbands worry about the things wives remember!Upload to Facebook
    Universal Truth:
    Wives worry about the things husbands forget.
    Husbands worry about the things wives remember!
  • Budget Update:<br/>
All those who want a net gain of Rs 60000 and above watch ZEE News and Republic<br/>
All those who want to see that there is an overall loss of 10-20000, watch India Today and Aaj Tak.<br/>
All those who want to see there is an overall loss of 50000, watch NDTV and ABP News<br/>
All those who are convinced it's not going to make a difference of more than Rs 30 to 40, watch Netflix!Upload to Facebook
    Budget Update:
    All those who want a net gain of Rs 60000 and above watch ZEE News and Republic
    All those who want to see that there is an overall loss of 10-20000, watch India Today and Aaj Tak.
    All those who want to see there is an overall loss of 50000, watch NDTV and ABP News
    All those who are convinced it's not going to make a difference of more than Rs 30 to 40, watch Netflix!
  • Psychologists have finally come up with a name for the condition when someone acts like a bigger celebrity than they actually are.<br/>
They call it Lokhandwala Complex!Upload to Facebook
    Psychologists have finally come up with a name for the condition when someone acts like a bigger celebrity than they actually are.
    They call it Lokhandwala Complex!
  • Your religion is what you do when the prayer is over!Upload to Facebook
    Your religion is what you do when the prayer is over!
  • They told me you can't pass the interview. So, I become the boss!Upload to Facebook
    They told me you can't pass the interview. So, I become the boss!
  • According to news, Kingfisher and Jet Airways are demanding loan to restart their operation for one day... just to ban Kunal Kamra!Upload to Facebook
    According to news, Kingfisher and Jet Airways are demanding loan to restart their operation for one day... just to ban Kunal Kamra!
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