-
Upload to Facebook I carry a picture of my wife in my wallet.
It helps me understand why there's no money in it! -
Upload to Facebook Wife's friend: Look, your husband is talking to a pretty girl.
Wife: Let him, I want to see how long he can suck his stomach in! -
Upload to Facebook I told my wife that she looked sexy with those black fingernails.
But she's not believing it and still thinks that I slammed the car door on her fingers deliberately! -
Upload to Facebook I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothes.
If I had any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up to begin with! -
Upload to Facebook There are 2 types of horizontally-challenged girls:
1. OMG! I'm looking so fat, I need dieting and gym.
2. Haan Toh Moti Hun, Kisi Ke Baap Ka Nahi Khaati Main! -
Upload to Facebook Everything happens for a reason. Don't question it, trust it! -
Upload to Facebook Meghan Markle - the only woman in the world who married a prince and then made him a frog! -
Upload to Facebook Therapist: Your wife says you never buy her flowers. Is it true?
Husband: To be honest, I never knew she sold flowers! -
Upload to Facebook My 3 wishes:
1. To earn money without working.
2. To love without being hurt!
3. To eat without getting fat! -
Upload to Facebook You don't get a body like mine overnight. It takes years of moderate...
alcoholism, neglect and numerous damaging beahviours!
ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT
