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Upload to Facebook When your wife says "I can't even tell you how upset I am with you right now", just wait for 3 seconds.
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Upload to Facebook I think my wife is trying to speak to me in French since morning. She is uttering words like...
Chanel
Dior
Hermes
Louis Vuitton
Lanvin
very difficult to understand! -
Upload to Facebook Don't base your decisions on the advice of those who won't have to deal with the results! -
Upload to Facebook The next time your wife gets angry, drape a towel over her shoulders (like a cape) and say, "Now you are Super Angry!"
Maybe she'll laugh.
Maybe you'll die! -
Upload to Facebook I have decided I'm going to avoid everything that makes me fat:
Pictures
Mirrors
Scales! -
Upload to Facebook I blame all the marriage problems that I have on my wife, because of her poor choice in selecting a husband! -
Upload to Facebook I gave my wife some tips on how to wash the dishes better.
In other news, this Pril dish wash liquid is really starting to make my hands soft! -
Upload to Facebook The only cardio I did this month was...
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running out of money! -
Upload to Facebook If it doesn't open, it's not your door! -
Upload to Facebook I impress my wife by buying her dresses marked small and then by looking surprised when she says that it doesn't fit her!
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