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  • My wife pissed me off in my dream last night. When I told her about it, she said it was probably due to something I started.<br/>
Long story short, I had to apologize and buy her flowers!Upload to Facebook
    My wife pissed me off in my dream last night. When I told her about it, she said it was probably due to something I started.
    Long story short, I had to apologize and buy her flowers!
  • What did one illegal immigrant say to an Indian Muslim in the hotel?<br/>
The bill is on me!Upload to Facebook
    What did one illegal immigrant say to an Indian Muslim in the hotel?
    The bill is on me!
  • I like to have my cake and eat it too.<br/>
I'd also like to have your cake and eat it too!Upload to Facebook
    I like to have my cake and eat it too.
    I'd also like to have your cake and eat it too!
  • Husbands are like newborn babies.<br/>
They know that they're being scolded, but never understand why!Upload to Facebook
    Husbands are like newborn babies.
    They know that they're being scolded, but never understand why!
  • I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, but then it was too late!Upload to Facebook
    I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, but then it was too late!
  • Marriage does not change a man much.<br/>
Before the wedding, he loves all the women on earth. After the wedding, it is just one less!Upload to Facebook
    Marriage does not change a man much.
    Before the wedding, he loves all the women on earth. After the wedding, it is just one less!
  • Proud to say that I've been in love with the same woman for 15 years.<br/>
But if my wife finds out, she'll kill me!Upload to Facebook
    Proud to say that I've been in love with the same woman for 15 years.
    But if my wife finds out, she'll kill me!
  • If you are constantly facing new situations, it means you are living a life of growth and great possibilities!Upload to Facebook
    If you are constantly facing new situations, it means you are living a life of growth and great possibilities!
  • My wife and I are very compatible.<br/>
She's a problem solver and I create a lot of them for her!Upload to Facebook
    My wife and I are very compatible.
    She's a problem solver and I create a lot of them for her!
  • Earlier it uses to buy onions.<br/>
Now it's only bye onions!<br/>
#OnionpricesUpload to Facebook
    Earlier it uses to buy onions.
    Now it's only bye onions!
    #Onionprices
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